August 24, 2010

I'm a mean stepmom.

Last night, I was laying in the hallway, kicking my legs out to block anyone from passing. If a kid tried to get past, I would tackle them with my feet. That's just the kind of shit we do at home at any given time.

Anyhow, I kept saying, "Maia, you need to get ready for bed. Go brush your teeth. Maia, you're going to be in trouble if you don't listen to me. I'm serious. Go to the bathroom and brush your teeth now!" then I would foot-tackle her when she tried to pass.

I thought it was hilarious.

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