I noticed something curious at my last Starbucks visit.
They were selling coloring books and these:
Yay! Now vegan children can eat their crayons too!
(While searching for a photo online to use--because I'm a scaredy cat who didn't want to take the stealth camera shot myself--I found this hilarious blog post at Die Hipster .)
On a side note: I also noticed their new line of healthy snacks. One of their mass-produced, glossy signs read:
"Two Mom's in the Raw"
Really, Starbucks? Mom's?
Look, if you need some help in the editing department, I have a degree and I'll work for chais.
(That is not "chai's," just in case you're tempted. I realize that by not using the apostrophe, the word looks kind of funky...but you've got to accept it and move on. Just move on.)