January 25, 2010

Keene vs. Kayden

Keene: Soon, you are going to want to take showers at least once every couple of days because you will get stinky once puberty hits. A good indicator of when you should start showering more often will be when you start liking girls. But if you let yourself get stinky and therefore, find yourself unable to get a girlfriend, then that would be okay because it would make things easier for your mom and me.

Kayden: But that wouldn't be fun for me.

Keene: Why is that?

Kayden: Because I wouldn't have someone special to take care of.

Keene: You don't want that kind of girlfriend until you're 25.

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