November 16, 2009

Remember Stoney?

Scott: Did you ever meet Stoney? We used to hang with him at Denny's in Layton.

Kelli: Nope, don't remember him.

Scott: He would always say he likes new things 'cause they're wrapped in plastic, and he burns the plastic, and it makes him feel good from here down?

Scott: And Cheryl called him Leroy and they had an imaginary garden?

Kelli: Oh, okay. I remember now.

Scott: Okay, cool. Ian told me he was murdered by his wife last year. I just found out about it.

Kelli: Huh. Cheaper than divorce.

Scott: I agree. I think we got out of Utah just in time.

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