August 20, 2009

Weirdest TMI Ever.

My pee smells good. It's very sweet-smelling, especially in the afternoons, but sometimes at other times. Doesn't smell like pee in the least.

If there were a Kelli-pee-scented candle, I'd probably feel just fine about freshening up a room with it.

Do you think this is a sign of the stigmata?


After giving it a lot of thought...I've decided to compose a poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
My pee smells so sweet!
Why can't my poo, too?


Okay, upon further thought, I will go to a doctor since my friends are worried.

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