PSA: Gossip.

Just because I'm a receptionist, it doesn't mean I like to engage in workplace gossip, mmkay?

Just this morning, I've heard:

- Beth is a bitch who listens in on conversations
- Paige is vengeful and trying to get Cyndi fired
- Cyndi is horrible because she got rid of a dog after only having it two days
- Terri is untrustworthy and we shouldn't chat around her
- Dawn is super-uptight and condescending

And so on...

Um, I don't care. How about we talk about fun stuff instead of spreading all this shit about people we spend so much time with, hmm?

::sits on floor and sings Kumbaya::