July 15, 2008

Oh Kelli.

Saturday night, Kort and I went into the bathroom at a bar. As I washed my hands, I read a sign out loud. It was childishly written and said something like, "This is my only way to make money. I live on your tips. Please tip generously. Debra"

After reading it aloud, I said while laughing, "Who the fuck is Debra?"

Then right behind me, I heard, "I'm Debra." I turned around and it was a homeless lady handing out paper towels (to dry your hands). Embarrassed, I dumped some change into her jar.

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