May 29, 2008

Richard Ford's latest text.

I haven't been in contact with Richard Ford for quite a while. Last month, he sent a text asking if I wanted to hang out. I politely told him that I wasn't dating anymore...or something like that. He was nice and said I'm a nice person and to call him if I change my mind.

But then, last Friday, I got this text from him:

"Bitch. Make sure the eyes aren't so heavy next time. I fucking hate you. Sorry. Bye."

Ummmmm....ummmm....uhhhhhhh...

I still don't understand what he means about the eyes and my expert slang-decoder (aka, Kort) was stumped as well.

Dude is insane.

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