Richard Ford texted me.

::sigh::

I feel bad for the guy. I haven't answered his texts in two months, but he still sends them occasionally.

I ignored his text and he wrote: "I'm gonna call you...is that okay?" I finally replied, "I'm sorry, but there is nothing to say."

And he responded: "Don't be. Hey Kelli, you're alright. I totally fucked that one up anyway. Maybe call me one day."

Aww, poor RF.

Maybe I'll send out an announcement like we do at work: Attention men I have fooled around with or just given my number to...I am no longer available.

Try back at a later date.