May 28, 2008

Help me understand, StupidAdmin.

The full conversation went like this:

Stupid Admin, holding an open envelope: Do you know where I could find one of those wet, licky things? (yes, she really used those words)

Kelli: Like a tongue? (being a smart ass, of course)

SA: ::awkward laugh:: I can't lick it...I'm having oral surgery tomorrow.

Kelli: ::stifles laughter:: ::hands over sponge-tipped sealer::

SA: ::scrapes dry sponge over envelope glue:: This won't work!

Kelli: Did you wet the sponge first?

SA: (silence)

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