A conversation about menopause

Coworker was telling me about how she is taking vitamins and stuff to delay menopause...

Kelli: I think I would like menopause...

CW: No! It has really bad symptoms. You can't sleep at night--

Kelli: I can't sleep anyways!

CW: You get hot flashes--

Kelli: But I'm cold all the time!

CW: You have bad mood swings...

Kelli: I do anyways!

After a bit of bantering, she conceded that I would probably like it, after all.