If my last relationship has taught me anything...

it's that if I ever have a relationship again, the man must have 1) self-confidence, 2) hobbies that he is passionate about, 3) future goals.

Josh had none of these and it didn't occur to me back then to care. Now they are mandatory.


(I should also point out that these criteria are in addition to my already-long list. I'm a picky bitch.)